What to Expect

There is a reason we are the cheapest! So many people promise the world and deliver amazing results. We don't do either!

BUT, we will return your call &

we will show up on time.

Expect nothing & I promise you won't regret it!

Scope of Work

Most popular requests: furniture assembly, hanging stuff (TV, curtains, art etc), replacing ceiling fans or light fixtures, smart locks, etc.

Projects we don't do: High work, painting & finish carpentry.

Pricing

Punch list items - $80/hr

Change light fixture - $80

Hang ceiling fan or TV - $125

Hang chandelier - $150

Install microwave = $150

Plumbing fixture changes - $150

Money back guarantee if your not slightly satisfied! If you have a project we can't do, we are more than happy to recommend someone we trust to help.

MEET THE EXECUTIVE TEAM

CHIEF MEDIOCRE OFFICER - DAN BEVILACQUA JR.

"The worldly ambitions that I might have had, I increasingly see as distractions from the life I really want to live."

Dan has over 40 years of mediocre experience. From report cards to JV sports to height size, Dan is average in everything he does. Btw, this is the best photo that Dan has ever taken.

CHAIRMAN OF THE BOARD - DAN BEVILACQUA SR.

"For the past 50+ years, my reputation has been associated with quality work and maybe even perfection. Well, I'm ready for a change. Now that I don't give a sh%$ about quality, I feel like a weight has been lifted."