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There is a reason why we are the cheapest!  So many people promise the world and deliver amazing results. We don't do either!  

BUT, we will return your call & 

we will show up on time.

Expect nothing & I promise you won't regret it!

Most popular requests: furniture assembly, hanging stuff (TV, curtains, art etc), replacing ceiling fans or light fixtures, smart locks, etc. 

Projects we stay away from: High work, painting & carpentry.

Punch list items - $80/hr

Change light fixture - $80

Hang ceiling fan or TV - $100

Hang chandelier - $125

Install microwave = $150

Money back guarantee if your not slightly satisfied!  If you have a project we can't do, we are more than happy to recommend someone we trust to help.  

Sick of waiting several weeks/months to get help with a task or project?  Tired of seeing your "To Do" list grow? Looking for an above mediocre gift for that special someone or for your older parents/uncle/relative who can't see that well...

Mediocre Handyman is offering a monthly subscription service! You pick a day/time & count on us being there every month to help with whatever you need… 

"I couldn't get anyone else to call me back. " - Chuck 

"I guess I would hire him again, I'm not sure." - Clem

"He showed up on time and hung all the pictures correctly. They weren't level but he only charged $80 so.." - Roman

"I really don't care about quality so Mediocre Handyman is great." - Theresa

"Eh" - unknown

Mar 22, 2025 - Donati  OC

Nov 29, 2024 - Saia to run Gloucester & Salem county

June 23, 2023 - Interview with MediocreHandyman

June 12, 2023 - The unofficial "official" handyman of the Eagles

June 2, 2022 - Claritas Financial & Tito’s Vodka to sponsor Mediocre Handyman Gala

March 3, 2022 - Mediocre Handyman hires first Board of Directors

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(856) 772-8172  MediocreHandyman@gmail.com

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