HADDONFIELD

Dan Bevilacqua Jr. has over 40 years of experience being, well, pretty average. He has spent his life not failing, not succeeding, but always firmly occupying the middle ground. His high school report cards were a beautiful, consistent mix of Cs, and his JV athletic career was a masterclass in staying just out of the spotlight. As a handyman, he has perfected the art of the "good enough" repair—nothing falls apart immediately, but you wouldn't bet your house on its longevity. Dan is the guy you call for a small job, and you'll get a small-to-average result. The work will get done, but you might need to give a wobbly shelf a reassuring pat every now and then.   This unwavering mediocrity is something Dan truly owns. His philosophy can be summed up by his simple approach to life: a good, boring C-average is often a lot less stressful than aiming for an A or failing with an F.  So if you need something fixed in a way that is utterly unremarkable, Dan Bevilacqua Jr. is your man. He won't let you down, but he definitely won't blow you away.