
"The worldly ambitions that I might have had, I increasingly see as distractions from the life I really want to live."
Dan has over 40 years of mediocre experience. From report cards to JV sports to height size, Dan is average in everything he does. Btw, this is the best photo that Dan has ever taken.

"For the past 60+ years, my reputation has been associated with quality work and maybe even perfection. Well, I'm ready for a change. Now that I don't give a sh%$ about quality, I feel like a weight has been lifted."

"It's been both an honor and challenge joining the Mediocre team, and I couldn't be happier to be here. Because my work is excellent and customer service off the charts, Dan didn't feel I was Mediocre enough to be on the team, so I strive every day to live down to the Company name... But seriously, I live in OC and am taking appointment
"It's been both an honor and challenge joining the Mediocre team, and I couldn't be happier to be here. Because my work is excellent and customer service off the charts, Dan didn't feel I was Mediocre enough to be on the team, so I strive every day to live down to the Company name... But seriously, I live in OC and am taking appointments from Sea Isle to Ventnor and the mainland towns in between...."
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